There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. - Peter Sellers
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this. - Peter Sellers
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat. - Peter Sellers
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed - Peter Sellers